The script was . Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. Every bit of it. So, goodbye. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Mr. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! And she left us. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! Ive learned a lot. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. I meant to say. What am I doing? ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Im not buying it, time to die! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. Death for the dead. BARBARA: But were invisible. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. She was my whole world. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Dad, no. Delia! ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Start reading. Make them think that theyre in control! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Dad, please. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Well be right back. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. Can you believe people actually lived here? BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Ah! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Then they . Lydia doesnt have my resilience. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Youll have to open the door to find out. Im so scared Im going to forget her. Why dont you have a handbook? (a beat.) I just can't deal with Delia. So. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Oldest trick in the book! LYDIA: What? Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. It's from the store! Adam, we need a door. Yes, I love that man of mine. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) If you would like to give a public . BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. I was in a sweat lodge. What? Antics ensue. No he wont, youll just be dead. LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Couple of five-star reviews. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. Source: www.enca.com. It didn't work. Its-. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. I love old books. ADAM: What is that? Oh, Adam, were just getting started! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. And that is exactly how we can beat him. It's our house now, kid! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. OH! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Scott Brown Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. ADAM: Woah. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. Hes a monster. ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! AGHHHH! You are dead. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. BEETLEJUICE: So. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Please, forgive me! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. I thought I was bringing my mom back! Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. And I like the attic! Im going to the Netherworld! (in a southern accent.) One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! DELIA: Charles! And so do I! Oh father dear! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! What else do you have to do, Mami? Do you remember what I said? DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Careful Charles! Well, we can take care of that. And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. All you gotta do is say my name. About Lydia. I might have to get a little nasty. Lydia, you are so weird. CHARLES: Maxie! LYDIA: We made a good team! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. close. BARBARA: I think so! Ill do it. If I had known. Lydias vision was right! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! (a beat.) Up the stairs! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . Take care of them. To the dead. IM ALIVE! Oh my god! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! Now we both got Dead Moms! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! CHARLES: Except brains. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! (more chase.) Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. We couldve been such a great team. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! All you gotta do is say my name! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! The man next to me Is this it? I had a vision once. Teen And Up Audiences. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. (a beat.) Delia, that was just the wind. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? Now you remember what my guru Otho says! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Thats your answer for everything! You old swaddler! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. (a beat.) LYDIA: Really? And I want everyone here to know it. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Goes to the door. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. And their eyes! WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. CHARLES: HELLO! CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. Wait! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. With a lovely family inside. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Back off! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. OTHO: Then lets get to it! That was a disaster. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! YEAH! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. Can everybody see me? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! Hey, I get it! Im Barbara, this is Adam. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. But hes my monster. You are never gonna regret this! CHARLES: Delia! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. LYDIA: What? Lift with your back! Ive already been to hell and back. Lydia: I am alone. AND Im from New Jersey! Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! February 27, 2020 7:07pm. My names not Otho! ADAM Hey old girl! TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) DELIA: I dont understand! People! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Look, I know things have been difficult-. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. CHARLES: Dont say that. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Wow, are those birds? Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? (a beat.) Heres help, heres you. JUNO: STOP! Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. Girl, just say it three times in a row. Maybe, we can help each other! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! BARBARA Oh, honey. Okay, chapter one. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. So kinda like this. LYDIA: NO! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Adam, wanna do the honors? We left each other behind. So mean. LYDIA: Dad! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Thats what I want too. Let me point you to the right page. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. Fine, you wanna be together? JUNO: Report to processing! (LYDIA stabs him.) But what if it doesnt last? Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. So! Can I bring her back? I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. . Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. *attempts to jump again. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! Im a fraud! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! I dont know what I did. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. LYDIA: Dad! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Maxie Dean loves shrimp! I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Yeah. I need a wife. And speaking of, right on time! Sorry! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Barbara, its like one of our classes! ADAM: Barbara! Wait come back! Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Youre leaving me? I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Girl, just say it three times in a row. A fall from that height? It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. Own that. And nothing else exists. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. The full DC BJ script YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. See? ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Then I guess theres no rush! LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Did I mention that my moms a demon? In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Demon's Dance. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? No one is like me! CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Theyre chasing me! Love is love. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. ADAM: Oh! BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! He needs therapy! You know? BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Afraid Id marry her? Fool your friends! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Could I bring her back here? And Ill admit. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. "Beetlejuice" runs through . BARBARA: It was SO hard! LYDIA: I dont know how! Its about love! Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. By Ben Brantley. LYDIA: Mom?! Get the shrimp! BARBARA: I was too! /Say my name/. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! (closes door.) DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. You asked me, I'm answering. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. (giggle) Just kidding! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). INT. Drink it, or throw it out! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Whatd you do!? BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? Anthony King BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. She was my world, too Lydia. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Draw a door, go home! I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. BEETLEJUICE: OH! BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? CHARLES: What? Time. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Ive never felt this before. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. So, what do you say? Here you got a solid plan B option. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. BEETLEJUICE: For a price. And I think Ill take a chance on life! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. Do not be afraid. Now, we dont have a lot of time. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? LYDIA: Im alone. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! 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